AHH Im terrfied of ostiches, ive had dreams of them chasing meee! 
Hmmmmm... An ostrich as a defender animal
... I wonder... I guess I would need long leash... and some kind of chair like for tigers
... Ops... I think I am not strong enough to hold it in my hand
... Well... Maybe... IT... would take me on walk (speedy runing) instead of me doing this duty
... haha... I wonder what Clarkie thinks about it
... or others penguins
... Always some kicking ice around... I think
... hmmm... I think I saw one
